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By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML

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By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

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By maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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By missbutthole - 04/06/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML

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By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

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By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 17/08/2019 18:00

Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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WCARlover 34

Monday 27 June 2016 23:55

Just own it. Walk out that bathroom, hold your head high and say "wouldn't go in there if I were you"...but I'd probably find another bar to go to from now on ;)

aGMAELSTR0M 10

Tuesday 28 June 2016 0:14

I suppose it could be worse. Instead of just 30 extra minutes at a bar you could've missed your whole high school graduation

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socialproduct 19

Tuesday 28 June 2016 2:03

Should've told them you were browsing upstairs. Apparently that works.

Sia_Will 13

Tuesday 28 June 2016 2:19

At least they didn't forget you're there and locked you in that bar. That would've sucked.

freddygasman 18

Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:48

Not really, she was in a bar. Private after hours party!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 28 June 2016 3:45

Sounds like a crappy situation

moondoglou420 17

Tuesday 28 June 2016 4:38

Well that's a shitty thing to say..

MadJessTic 29

Tuesday 28 June 2016 4:57

Beer will do that to you every time!

freddygasman 18

Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:50

Really, if I drink too much I get the Schlitz.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Tuesday 28 June 2016 5:17

We all gotta do it OP!!

siggy_mcsigx 22

Tuesday 28 June 2016 6:25

Wow I'm surprised they didn't think you were unconscious or dead or shooting up.

Mister_Lister 5

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:28

Well shit.

LPS8585 26

Tuesday 28 June 2016 13:34

I highly doubt they were actually waiting for you. Most bars take a while to actually close up. The one I worked at, we didn't leave till at least an hour after closing time.