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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
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gonad_gobbler 1

Oh man you cat be serious! C'mon you've got to be kitten me! That sounds like a catastrophe! Hopefully you can put this event behind you and "fur-get" about it.

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Mifflicious 18

According to your profile, you want to be a veterinarian. I really suggest you don't if you think hugging cats is strange. Jeez..

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False_Stupidity 41

How can anyone be sure that anyone's profile has their true age? I've seen negative years on some and for a while mine said I was 74... Things are not what they seem :-)

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KiddNYC1O 20

139- I know this. What I'm trying to say is that okay you have to be thirteen but anyone can input fake birth dates. She could be 11 for all we know.

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hqbrat 8

"I'm taking a shit cause finally there's some ****** privacy!!"

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teenylovestmb 5

how is this an fml so ur cat shit get over it its not the end of the world seriously !!

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lavitaebella_fml 0

143: True that. But I don't know any 11 year old who would put their username as "itskaylabitch." Or at least I hope not, lol.

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brownygirl1219 1

How is that an fml?

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goatcheese801 2

You weird cat people!

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GoingToBeAPilot1 6

Hey I'm 14, we're not all retarded. I was the one who commented 'no shit derp'.

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AliceLockehart 18

Cats are actually rather intelligent. I'd like to see you catch a bird with no weapons. They're fast, smart & they know how to survive on their own.

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uhnevermind 24

Cats aren't stupid. How can you expect a cat to understand that you aren't supposed to shit near certain plants when they are genetically hardwired to do just that?

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