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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
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gonad_gobbler 1

Oh man you cat be serious! C'mon you've got to be kitten me! That sounds like a catastrophe! Hopefully you can put this event behind you and "fur-get" about it.

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Mifflicious 18

According to your profile, you want to be a veterinarian. I really suggest you don't if you think hugging cats is strange. Jeez..

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G97Alex 21

I never hug my cat because I would have to go to the ER if I did so.

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nightowl713 25

My guess is that either you are allergic, or you have a mean ass cat. Either way, why have it at all?

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nvo 6

Cats don't LIKE hugs. Even if she's not taking a shit, you would ruin her serene moment in the sun

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DracoSpirita 21

My cats love hugs. One of them will even come up to me, put his paws on my shoulders, and stick his head under my chin like he's hugging me. I think you've just had some bad experiences with cats, my friend.

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nightowl713 25

^^^More often than not :/

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RoseTintMyWorld 8

Goodness, why do you even try anymore? I think I've only seen a couple of your comments not get buried by negative votes. Obviously that's a sign.

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darkmis1 17

At least she wasn't dead. That's how I thought the FML was gonna end.

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

I love how I've been on this site for a while, being 14, and no one has even bothered to tell me i'm "too young to be on this site". I feel so loved

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