Love: Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce...

By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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By UnknownOperation - 04/09/2012 13:51 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 16:55 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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Friday 14 June 2013 18:36

Is his love your drug?

crissybear 8

Friday 14 June 2013 18:36

At least your dad doesn't have to pay for his drugs anymore... Hehe

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Imthebomb36 2

Friday 14 June 2013 21:11

Talk about family businesses!

ULie909 8

Friday 14 June 2013 21:12

What's for sale??! Lol

amy6703 6

Friday 14 June 2013 21:51

And what trailer park did you meet this Prince Charming in? Same one your mom met hers in?

jonha21 11

Friday 14 June 2013 21:57

How high can you go haha wauw

montyss2000 4

Friday 14 June 2013 22:08

cool it will be even easier now. wow that's a win win. lol

Call_me_nate 2

Friday 14 June 2013 22:20

thats actually kinda jokrs lol awkward but funny

KaylaTackett 18

Friday 14 June 2013 22:35

Why did you wait a year to introduce him to your family? You would of found out a long time ago he was a drug dealer.

Pontiff 2

Friday 14 June 2013 22:44

Breaking Dad. Good one there,Wizardo. Good one.

VulpesImortalis 4

Friday 14 June 2013 23:18

Lol that's ******* ownage

rokolodo 10

Friday 14 June 2013 23:19

So what's worst, finding out your dad does drugs or that your boyfriend sells them? I'm assuming u didn't know either one did that.!

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