By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
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crissybear 8

At least your dad doesn't have to pay for his drugs anymore... Hehe

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Poetaster 10

You may want to consider requesting that they both get treament to get clean. Or, replace them both?

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smilingxbleeding 9

You can't replace your father! Even if he does drugs

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Grauncho 27

Why was your dad horrified? He can get his drugs discounted now.

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msbeans07 2

Now that really does suck. Drug dealers are no gd .

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buckdharma 36

How would you feel if your boyfriend was responsible for your father's death? Drugs are bad mkay.

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ShinyArcanine 16

Must have fallen in love with his money.

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Joe9024 20

No. Not only is this a worthless comment, it doesn't even apply here. Now go back to your memes.

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imnotme333 7

I'm now expecting an FML from your father... "Today, I found out that my drug dealer not only wants my money but has probably been sleeping with my daughter on the regular, FML"

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Zebediabolical 39

Today, I found out my dealer has been fooling around with my daughter for almost a year. I thought he was kidding when he told me he'd discount my weed if I let him have a crack at her. I still haven't seen the discount. FML.

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saxon012 3

If he is only sellin him weed then its all good. ;)

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