Love: Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated...

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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By IcedTaco - 13/07/2016 19:40 - Ukraine

Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 16:28 - United States - Beachwood

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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avfcfan89 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 16:31

well, at least you have a great personality.

som_fml 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 16:49

what the... even if you were absolutely drop dead gorgeous, no one is spending the rest of their lives with it. He does know people age, right?

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OLOtheDemigodess 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 4:03

Urgh i HATE ppl who place looks above personality ppl age. Looks die. Personality never wanes... if I wanted to spend the rest of my life with someone I'd def. put personality over looks! fyl, op :(

bigcrazymike 6

Wednesday 18 November 2009 5:23

I've said the same to my gf. It's the truth. She's not what I envisioned myself with. But I love her very much. Sounds like your bf loves you too if he's stayed with you for 5 years. What's the problem?

ericvolp12 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:24

who the hell dates 4 five years and hasn't either broken up or gotten engadged?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

aboutagirl_17 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 7:15

what a jerk!

NorfolkDude 2

Monday 30 November 2009 4:12

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So if he doesn't find you attractive, that doesn't mean you're unattractive to people like Quasimodo, Micheal Jackson, circus people, clowns, midgets, fat people, and/or other uglies.

Mikki_Mik 0

Monday 30 November 2009 5:50

Ouch!.. jeez what a jerk.. you should have shot a good comeback rite at him telling him you not so fine urself aahah i have no problem telling some people like it is.. and ur bf is one of those ahah