By Megara - 15/03/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML
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eftup 9

Women that can drive a stick is a plus. Was that dirty?

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lulu121893 0

I didn't know driving a stick would considered being lesbian...?

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eftup 9

Women that can drive a stick is a plus. Was that dirty?

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aussie_gemini 5

haha i don't drive a ute... I have a 4WD tho... Somethings gotta tow the boat lol

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insanesna1l 0

nice. I have the best of both worlds, a 4x4 ute :-)

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aussie_gemini 5

lol well I used to have a panel van and travelled around Australia in it for 8 months... it too was manual.. we rock here dude!

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yamahajog 0

it's because she emasculated A man that made the lesbian comment make , it's a women emasculating a man which makes her look butch, which makes her look lesbian

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shannonreneee 11

I am the other Australian who is too lazy to get off her arse and learn manual. Auto is so chilled, hehehe

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aussie_gemini 5

oh your from Perth... so your 'laid-back' and meant to be lazy... own it hehe

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emodude44 0

Ah Australia. Beautiful women, with (metaphorical) balls the size of grapefruits. Aussie rocks.

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aussie_gemini 5

thanks #85 that's pretty much how I'd sum Aussie chicks up too :)

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millionaire93 0

haha I thought it was funny, but I'm a car person so I think a woman who can drive a stick is a plus in my book haha

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persianjr1 7

tell your dad he needs to get a life.

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QwertyMcNugget 0

^ Feminist McGee

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2010smhill2010 0

this is coming from a guy whose name is QwertyMcnugget

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Cookie4U 0

That would actually be a girl called QwertyMcnugget, a very cute girl at that :D ...... Anyway, I don't see this as an FML, I mean that's actually a decreasing skill. Good job driving stick! (no secxual pun intended)

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FlashBurn 13

Driving a stick is nothing special, btw. though, there are things you can do with one that you can't with an automatic. Turn it on and the shift knob becomes a... never mind. Well, that's what I've heard a woman where I work say. O.o

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5t3ff1k4h 44

7 - Excuse me? My driving school only gives me the option to learn stick shift. I don't get to learn automatic unless my parents teach me. Oh, and I'm far from masculine. Before you comment, yes I started driving school late.

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2010smhill2010 0

yes #4 a shift is nonthing but a giant vibrator...man let me tell ou it feels awesome

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bennyboy111 7

it's special for americans because they're too shit to drive manual WTF stick shift bahahahahaa

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aussie_gemini 5

lol Benny boy I'd have to agree, most chicks can drive a manual here in Australia :)

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mrjude 3

This is the dumbest comment on here.

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

I'm an American and I think that everyone who drives here can drive manual, but not as many can drive a stick shift. so it's not because "Americans are too shit" because we can drive both...

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

oops automatic*

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kofinater 3

if you can drive stick, you can sure as hell drive automatic. . .

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yamahajog 0

that is wrong on so many levels, what if you sell the car? and how does it look when some girl is sitting in the parking lo of dunken donuts bobbing up and down? O_o I would accept it in some manner but...holy shit if u want to have sex find a guy and leave the poor car alone, what if a fat chick reads this?????

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ydi_4_suking 20

I think a few fat chicks already read it

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ZachMitch1994 0

dont worry about it its actually not that big of a deal and in the end it will only make you a better driver

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ninjafinch624 1

Apparently, not my sister. She could drive my old (stick) Civic just fine, but doesn't know how to use the autobox in my Subaru.

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larfam 2

Especially that in Europe, almost everybody can drive stick, there's nothing special or so difficult about it.

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Blue_Barbie 0

......well are you?

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mccaincracker 6

I bet there's more reasons than that. ydi since he obviously speaks the truth

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prinzess_fml 25

No but she deserves for showing off these kind of "skills" to her guy friends and being proud that they feel shitty about it. Did she want to impress them in order to get more attention/desire?

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rosha267 21

yup that's what I was thinking 13

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Cenobyte 10

Nothing difficult about driving a car with a manual transmission, just takes a bit of practice. YDI for making your friend feel emasculated about it.

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mrjude 3

Maybe she didn't do it on purpose, they just felt that way because she can. It doesn't suggest she was like "LOL YOU GUYS ARE ******* BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO THIS", it just says she emasculated them. Could just mean that they found out about it and were like "Oh..." and felt bad.

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lulu121893 0

I didn't know driving a stick would considered being lesbian...?

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