By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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geekpower_fml 28

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

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Feklfekl2222 32

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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zinoxity 23

Well, maybe that's just how she shows affection and has become a habit of hers. It's not that bad, OP. :)

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9a_1z 12

I call my bloke my favourite too, meaning he's my favourite human. It's much harder to become a favourite human than it is to be a favourite cat since cats can be much less annoying. You should consider it an achievement.

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Moskaaa7 26

While reading your FML, I honestly thought you were her favourite boyfriend, haha! At least you have to compete with her cats and not with other humans.

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tompom331 19

My girlfriend does this to me. I also just had the realisation... Thank you OP.,,

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2ru 14

There was a "My Name is Earl" episode about the same thing.

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gobiteme2 34

Well I hope she keeps you inside

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mkayden 23

Well, she probably won't dump you because you remind her too much of her cats, so..

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