By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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geekpower_fml 28

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

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Feklfekl2222 32

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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lilfox67 13

Dude it's just not you lol apparently I'm dog-like.

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gsam99 20

Your profile picture confirms that.

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Mf2307 15

as long as you don't mind being another animal lol

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Cenobyte 10

Not just another one! You're her favorite, Don't you listen?

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gsam99 20

I didn't know that other people did that too! I don't treat him like my kitty, but I love to play with my boyfriend's beard and I always tell him that he's my favorite haha

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middlenamefrank 8

So you appeal to your girlfriend. What's wrong with that? Some women can't stand beards, yours likes your because it reminds you of something else she loves. Count your blessings.

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Emfiasz 18

I call my boyfriend a housecat, too. It's more or less my way of saying I feel comfortable around him... and it gets a good laugh, too! : )

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aspecialspecial 21

Her cats are now plotting to kill you in your sleep for stealing her from them.

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MitiMiki 16

Wasn't that an episode on the Drew Carey Show?

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