Kids: Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made...

By TiredMom - 16/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

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By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

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By sleepy - 01/07/2019 02:10

Today, I was trying to fall asleep. Unfortunately, my next-door neighbor's baby began to cry. I closed the window and rolled over, unable to hear the crying anymore. My dog's hearing is better than mine, and so he started barking. Goodbye, good night's sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 11:25 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife paged my emergency line at work. Thinking she was in serious danger, I raced home and found her hysterically crying. When I asked her what was going on, she replied, "The dogs won't stop barking!" FML

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By Lentil - 31/01/2012 13:13 - Australia

Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, which had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2022 18:00 - Germany

Today, our deaf old dog not only barks for no reason while lying comfortably on her dog bed, lacking for nothing, she now also barks in her sleep. And not those dreamy little yips either; full barks, loud enough to be heard in the next room. Which is where I sleep. FML

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By yrfavweapon - 02/07/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 07:00 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was frantically woken up from a nap by my son who was scared because there was a dog in the house. We don't own a dog. It was the new neighbor's dog. When my son opened the door to go play outside, the dog came barreling in. My kid and cats were terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2016 16:14 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, I finally got my fussy newborn back to sleep after the creaking of my chair woke her. I then crept two rooms over and opened a pack of chips, the crinkle of which woke her again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 16:00

Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML

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Friday 17 February 2012 0:45

Why not hand write it?

datguyuno 5

Friday 17 February 2012 1:09

Or just use paper and a marker

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cloak057_fml 8

Friday 17 February 2012 1:26

Can believe you still have time to use fml

remz89 3

Friday 17 February 2012 2:12

I didn't know having a baby made u dead. I'm holding my daughter as she sleeps in my arms n on fml....... Ommmmg it's amazing that I have time for this!!!!!!

stormchaser24 24

Friday 17 February 2012 1:42

Wow. There is this sign called marker or pen and paper. Try that.

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 17 February 2012 1:45

Most new born babies sleep through everything. It's when she is 3 months or more that she will start to wake up if she hears loud sounds. Their ears are not fully developed. It's the same with their eyes. They see shapes.

bdathorne 6

Friday 17 February 2012 1:47

I'm guessing you don't know how to write? Because I mean... if you want to make the least amount of noise, a logical person would use a pen or pencil... or am I just giving you too much credit here?

andro6657 10

Friday 17 February 2012 2:11

Dogs are gross, just saying

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 17 February 2012 2:32

You're insane, just saying.

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 17 February 2012 3:56

Dogs are like people... Some are gross, some are nice. Some smell, some have nice manners. Some don't. The idea about having a dog for most people is to care for it and it cares back. Part of a pack! Stick to a snake, I think that might be closer to your personality.

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 17 February 2012 3:56

SignUpisntcool 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:20

You're gross, just saying.

SignUpisntcool 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:22

You are gross, just saying

cjhons 16

Friday 17 February 2012 2:53

I always have to put the dog in her room (laundry room) to nap when the babies nap, just make it part of the routine :). Because every day something will make the dog bark between 1-30pm...