By TiredMom - 16/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 965
You deserved it 10 100

Same thing different taste

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I would get spray collars. They are pricey... Maybe try having a spray bottle near you at all times, when they start just spray away. If baby doesn't get sleep, no one in the house will.

penguin_princess 0

At least you don't have 7 dogs and a newborn like my friend.. And haven't you heard of a paper and pencil?

HunterAlpha1 8

you know, they have these things called no-bark collars...

What are they? They don't really sound humane.

HunterAlpha1 8

they're only inhumane if you put them on a high setting.

lizardninja 0

Pen and paper maybe, you coul make it look nice with felt tips, yay!!

We're you seriously to lazy to just write it?

Learn to teach your baby to sleep through loud noises, otherwise it will end up living in your spare bedroom though it's twenties because it has a helicopter mom for a parent.

Are you stupid? It's a "newborn", according to the comment. YOU CAN'T TEACH A NEWBORN ANYTHING, they're pretty much little maggots. Newborns will CRY at loud noises, and they cry very loudly because they're too young to realize how loud they are. She's not a helicopter mom for wanting to not disrupt her newborn. It's impossible to get a newborn to not cry at loud noises. It'd be more practical to get the dogs to stop barking.

HannahWho 8

And not having it potty trained by three weeks old means that she is neglecting the child and it will never get into college. What sort of super babies do you know? I mean, I was talking and writing term papers by one year. Anyone who has a newborn still in diapers obviously did not start its education as a fetus. SHAME ON OP!!!! Idiot.

pandapoof42 3

Uhm... Ever heard of pen and paper??

JadeWalker 14

YDI should have just written it out with sharpie.

get rid of the dogs, or better still get rid of the baby? joke.