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By this sucks - 05/08/2013 04:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 125
You deserved it 9 828

Same thing different taste

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You should use this as incentive to lose the weight you gained.

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Sell your old wedding ring and buy a gym membership, OP! Lift weights and follow a strict, healthy diet rich in unprocessed fruits and vegetables. You'll lose the weight again and promote healthy habits to keep the weight off in the process :)

From the way it reads, she lost all the weight after her first marriage, gained it back and also remarried. I don't think she'd want to sell her ring from her new marriage. But I do agree with the rest of your comment.

I don't really see the "married again" part. It sounds like OP lost all this weight after her first marriage, has since gained it back and is now again the size she was during her first marriage. That's why the ring still fits. It's pretty depressing, she probably thought all that extra weight was because of the first marriage (stress, financial issues, etc.), this was "confirmed" when she lost weight at the divorce, and now, since it's gained back, she could be processing that what made her overweight was no one but herself. Chin up, OP, I'm fat and happy! Learn to love yourself, and you'll find someone who loves you back!

That's a good possibility. I just don't see why they would specify first marriage unless there was a second.

But love is so hard to find. I've given up hope.

DKjazz 20
Fluffasuars_Rawr 15

Omg #43 ^.^ I laughed so hard, that I started to cry

Losing weight is hard, but keeping it off is sometimes even harder. Hopefully you at least enjoyed yourself chunking up again op, and good luck if you try to lose again.

Or you've just been chasing the wrong guys.

You lost it once, you can lose it again.

I dutch we have a saying: "Ieder pondje gaat door het mondje." Meaning: Every pound goes through your mouth. I'd say try to eat less and move more, you used to be thin so you can do it!

perdix 29

Well, at least you won't have to walk around *totally* naked! Although the police will think you're naked enough to arrest.

If anything, you shouldn't worry about the ring... The sweat will make it fit.

If you're worried about being clothed, just hang out at the nude beach all day...