By AwkwardPartyBear - 17/09/2013 21:27 - United States - Riverview

Today, after getting back from a year-long world trip, I nearly fell on my knees and cried when I saw boxes of Twinkies at my local gas station. Finding out they were back was the highlight of the year. FML
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I feel that I should have explained a bit further about the trip. A group and I went for charity causes (sort of like a Meals on Wheels world tour donation- just with a group). We could have shipped goods, but as someone said in the group, "it took out the adventure in the purpose". Although, we didn't explore as much as we meant to.. and instead donated/volunteered in different charity events throughout the year in different cities/countries. I'm happy among the fact that we helped the cause, but it was not much of a world-adventure as some FML commenters picture it. But I did buy a shitload of Twinkies and embarrassed myself hugging the boxes while crying rivers in the middle of the gas station.

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Top comments

zandalee 19

Damn! That must have been the most boring world trip known to man kind!

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Ashamed_Sister 60

You don't have a very interesting life, do you?

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Comments

nessiepoopoo 8

I wouldn't blame myself or underrate the world trip. Reverse culture shock is often really serious, so you just have to live through it and understand that your actions may not be the sanest right now. Welcme back home! :)

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Yayy for Twinkies. They stopped selling them here so they're hard to come by.

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jrock9093 18

Well don't you have high expectations in life Twinkie farm hear op comes lol dumb

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anarchy94 7

cant blame you, twinkies are ******* amazing

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romanrox909 7

Why would you cry for twinkies? Twinkies are for fat people.

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maxmaidment 11

Your life must suck if that was the highlight of your year!

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incoherentrmblr 21

OP must be Woody Harrelson...

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cuterussian1 9

Don't worry OP. My friends all reacted the same way!

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doodlebug33 20

Well damn. Where were you for a year? Gaza?

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caramelie 7

To bad they changed them. They now taste horrible ! Bye traditional twinkies, I might miss you. You made delicious sharks.

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