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By annie_nk - 26/12/2012 17:25 - United States - Tooele

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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annie_nk 22

This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.

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nadnerbz 6

WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?

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ardencred 7

You owe him another BJ! He gave you 2 ramen noodles!!!! You're so selfish

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gameover18 17

So do you have a twin?

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Saiyza 4

He really thought out the present and future of those noodles.

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Vidimus 13

He definitely doesn't deserve you, girl. You can do better.

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icepick23 12

You complain too much. Make the Ramen noodles for him; then use the toilet paper to wipe his butt after he *****. Then, you will be a good wife, my lady.

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BeachGirl27 23

What a jerk act. I wouldn't put up with many such instances if I were you. Thank God for divorces and property settlements!

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Synthesiate 7

It enrages me the amount of people who marry such incompetent jerks

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