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By annie_nk - 26/12/2012 17:25 - United States - Tooele

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
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annie_nk 22

This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.

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nadnerbz 6

WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?

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kiki9_fml 10

Sell the system and buy yourself something shiny. That should fix things lol

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fliplover 8

I'm just curious how many decent guys you friend-zoned in order to end up with this "Prince Charming".

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iCake 13

At least you have something eat, and something to wipe dat ass

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jarockstar27 10

Hey OP why dont you make him ramen noodles for dinner and make yourself a glorious stack dinner with all his favs and eat it in front of him:p

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gemmadaws 3

You suck so badly hang onto that keeper I am sure other girls are bashing down your door to get to him

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SwaggCapone 11

it's the thought that counts?

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barronterrier 3

He did let you give him a BJ...that was also a present for you!

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cuddlebunny3548 11

At least you can eat ramen noodles while on the toilet now :)

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monstercity2 8

please tell me where i can find another woman like you.

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