By sirswank - 10/08/2017 13:00

Today, after giving my kids a lengthy bedtime lecture about the merits of being responsible, I thought about all the chores I had left to do, promptly ate ice cream in the shower, and went to bed. FML
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egnur_mas 19

Okay I wanna to know how one eats ice cream in the shower without ruining it with hot/warm water!

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Rammer3500 23

"Do as I say, not as I do"

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Rammer3500 23

"Do as I say, not as I do"

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thisisbutaname 38

We all know which of the two the kids usually follow

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egnur_mas 19

Okay I wanna to know how one eats ice cream in the shower without ruining it with hot/warm water!

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RudyH621 25

I too am curious as to how she achieved this, please give us a follow up OP.

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J352SAURUS 30

I think OP is a he. I too would like to know how he achieved this. Unless he simply sat in the shower without the water running. But that sort-of raises more questions than it answers.

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a1f0sff 25

OP probably meant eating ice cream in the tub.

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Redgy22 26

Stand with your back to the water...

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RudyH621 25

The steam would melt said ice cream tho

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jessicasoho 13

I'd like to explain procrastination, but someone will do it, eventually.

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Bubbles77777 11

Do as I say& not as I do :) :) :) :)

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Bubbles77777 11

Oops hadn't read thru the comments& didn't know someone had already posted what I said so to the person who said it first awesome comment:) :) great minds think alike;)

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RichardPencil 30

Don’t be a hypocrite! Just tell your kids you’re not a role model, you’re a cautionary tale. Problem solved.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Sounds more like a lecture on how to be a hypocrite, cause you nailed the demonstration.

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labiapatrol 8

You don't have to explain hypocrisy. Adulthood does that for you..

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RockPrincess26 16

I can understand if you had a busy day at work. Hopefully, you have more energy tomorrow.

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MadJess 15

That's one of the 'perks' of being a parent!! ? You have a choice in whether or not you will do (insert not-fun, but also must-be-done chore) now or at a later time! Your children, on the other hand, do not!

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