Intimacy: Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas...

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2012 07:12 - United States

Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By Shelle - 26/12/2012 08:53 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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By notgoodenough - 25/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

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Conasaur 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:57

Name tags my friend. Name tags.

funnyguy2697 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 16:04

why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator?? Isn't that what you're there for?

Comments

looney_mc 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 3:37

I hope it wasn't a clone a dick one!!

fml0505 22

Wednesday 26 December 2012 4:21

1. A vibrator is a bad present to open in front of everyone. 2. You don't want to get replaced by a vibrator!

sgtsharkey 6

Wednesday 26 December 2012 4:44

Why in the hell would you be giving your girlfriend a vibrator in front of your mother in the first place? Sounds like a made up story to me.

bugmenotmofo 34

Wednesday 26 December 2012 4:46

Look. If you want to give present like that, you should definitely give it in private. Without your or her parents nearby.

dragincock 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 4:54

It's to use together... Like a threesome without cheering. I always love it when my wife and I bring the vibe in- the more satisfaction she gets the hotter I get.