By Anonymous - 25/12/2012 07:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 868
You deserved it 55 555
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

funnyguy2697 6

why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator?? Isn't that what you're there for?

524 52

Comments

DumbingOfAmerica 9

Why would you even give your girlfriend that gift in front of your parents, if that's what you did. Even if not, how much of a moron are you that you can't remember how you wrapped each gift.

1 8
tacojauns 45

it sounds like you gave the presents at the same time with both of them in Front of you why you give your gf a vibrator in front of your mom?

5 6
sirlime 1

I heard a gasp, but I didn't hear her say she didnt like it heheheh

0 1
beth_ebdon 6

You have your girlfriend a vibrator in front of your mum anyway?

0 3
evilvagina 9

it's the awkward moment when you see it in the bathroom a few months later, thinking your good lady has left it there you have a quick sniff and a taste and then your mum says she has lost hers, then the true horror sinks in.

0 9
daytoday21 10

Umm, I'm hoping for her own sake she would have washed it afterwards...if it still tastes like something you'd be risking infection there...

0 0
ocramavaf 15

why would you be giving your girlfriend a vibrator

1 1
Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol moms gonna be having alot of fun nights from here on out. Good job lmfao.

0 1
king_of_hallowee 2

You will still find the vibrator in your moms box tonight!!

2 1