Intimacy: Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas...

By Anonymous - 25/12/2012 07:12 - United States

Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By Shelle - 26/12/2012 08:53 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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My package

By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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By notgoodenough - 25/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

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Conasaur 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:57

Name tags my friend. Name tags.

funnyguy2697 6

Tuesday 25 December 2012 16:04

why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator?? Isn't that what you're there for?

Comments

mbuck87 19

Wednesday 26 December 2012 11:30

You went full retard. Noone ever goes full retard

caitiebug1119 15

Wednesday 26 December 2012 15:44

Why would you let your girlfriend open the present with a vibrator in it in front of your mother? Or in front of anyone for that matter?

bloodangel494 1

Wednesday 26 December 2012 22:08

fail!!!! lol

SweetLuna 10

Wednesday 26 December 2012 23:50

OMG Priceless. :D

NewFire911 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 0:28

Why would you get someone a vibrator for Christmas anyway? But that was funny that your mom had a vibrator in her box... Haha, in her box.

Mami1996 6

Thursday 27 December 2012 1:19

Why would you give your girlfriend a vibrator in front of your mother anyways lol

grannygruber 6

Thursday 27 December 2012 13:42

Your mom was just shocked you knew she wanted one!

gemmadaws 3

Friday 28 December 2012 17:21

Lame and tiring

fortunelady 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 1:51

Weirded out by the amount of people who think vibrators are only for single people/an incredibly thoughtless gift. I would say a lot of GFs would really like that gift and the only thing the OP did wrong was make the gargantuan error of gifting it to his mother instead.