Miscellaneous: Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly...

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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By Lovemynewhaircut - 10/03/2015 18:47 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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Looking good

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By Eternal_Babyface - 08/11/2015 17:14 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

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Get better friends

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 00:01

Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

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His type

By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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Geometric 18

Monday 9 September 2013 12:12

No worries, I'm sure your hair is fabulous!

lonewolf621 17

Monday 9 September 2013 12:13

Do what pleases you not others OP. Hope you leared your lesson.

Comments

spacedragon 4

Monday 9 September 2013 12:30

This exact same thing happened to me a couple years ago

HortonThelephant 15

Monday 9 September 2013 12:34

Seems like a pretty hairy situation you've got yourself into. . .

happle 21

Monday 9 September 2013 14:56

You stop that.

s_reel16 16

Monday 9 September 2013 12:36

Cant please everyone!

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 9 September 2013 12:45

Cue the grammar Nazis

brackaman 18

Monday 9 September 2013 14:16

Please form an orderly firing squad and begin firing apostrophe based weapons at will.

syki 22

Monday 9 September 2013 22:07

Gee, I thought she meant "This cant pleases everyone." =/

PandaSmile 24

Monday 9 September 2013 12:40

**** your friends, it's your hair so own it.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 September 2013 16:17

Wouldn't ******* his friends prove he's gay?

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 9 September 2013 12:55

Try medium length?

irgndsondepp 15

Monday 9 September 2013 13:01

The answer to all your problems is...EPIC BEARD!

EnterSandman_fml 20

Monday 9 September 2013 13:36

"Dude, you should totally become a carny as the bearded lady."

Gingerette 8

Monday 9 September 2013 15:04

New marketing target?

omgomgomg_NO 13

Monday 9 September 2013 13:06

You can't please everyone. Just do for you...and don't worry about what others say. You like your hair? Then that's all that matters.

perdix 29

Monday 9 September 2013 13:20

You must have other feminine features and your haircut only makes you look like a different type of female. Looks like you've got a leg up on being a drag queen. Good luck, Tootsie!

Sputnikspak 13

Monday 9 September 2013 13:32

Clumps of my hair fell out a couple of years ago from steroids for Lupus, and when it grew back in these stupid tufts stuck out of my long hair, so I cut it short. I got the 'are you a lesbian?' thing more often than I can really express.