Miscellaneous: Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 529

You deserved it 5 543

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Make it work

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 018

You deserved it 312

His type

By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 533

You deserved it 191

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 631

You deserved it 5 834

Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 037

You deserved it 3 372

By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 08:30 - Australia

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 500

You deserved it 44 186

By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 111

You deserved it 457

By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 710

You deserved it 666

By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 742

You deserved it 17 383

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 086

You deserved it 2 719

By stupidgirlll - 26/06/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 224

You deserved it 7 395

KwitIt 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:45

Aww, I'm so sorry! I'm sure it's not that bad! ...and what does a crack ***** haircut look like, anyway?

star_ver 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:14

Uh, maybe the comment was unrelated to your hair... You probably just looked like shit.

Comments

KwitIt 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:45

Aww, I'm so sorry! I'm sure it's not that bad! ...and what does a crack ***** haircut look like, anyway?

danyfuckinheatle 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:47

like she likes to suck d

Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

Saturday 2 April 2011 1:02

when u see it u know

DisappearingRose 18

Saturday 25 June 2011 3:04

Maybe it looks like hers??

b3tazoid 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 22:42

No shit, Sherlock.

blland 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:09

we aren't sure if it really looks like a crack *****.

digapygmy 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:24

This is one of the most poorly written FMLs I've ever read. It's funny... Just please rewrite it! :/

alex_vik 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:31

Well then don't get a haircut that makes you look like a crack-*****.

itsTiffany 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:38

Wasn't he joking..?

kalixzo 11

Thursday 27 May 2010 3:59



TidusBlade 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:51

Doubt he meant it, I just got a haircut for the first time in several months and most of the comments I get are jokes.

geetface 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:56

That's what you get for cutting your hair. You deserved it. I'm a dude with long hair down to the middle of my back and every time I hear one of my lady friends say they're getting their hair cut I tell them not to. Then all I hear for the next three months is how much they wish they didn't cut it and I completely enjoy saying I TOLD YOU SO.