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Big deal ive been a vegeterian for about 10 years also and everytime i go to MCD'S i always crave a big Mac, doesnt mean ill ever try it again though unless i made a dumb bet! also after youve been a vegeterian for so long you really woldnt be able to handle meat in your stomach anymore without getting sharp pains and stomach ache!! YDI FOR EATING A COW!
First I am on the app and cannot tell the OPs gender. Second, I have been a veggitarian for just as long. I get that it will taste good. I didn't become a veggitarian because I hate the taste if meat. I did it to change how I view myself. And yes ONE veggitarian may not change much - but 150 cows a year - but millions of kind people who choose to live like me do change it hugely. So it's your own choice but how long have you REALLY been veggitarian? If you folded so quickly on a bet. . .
Kind people like you? Are you pointing out that: a. You are a kind person b. All vegetarians are kind c. Those who aren't vegetarians are not kind
I'll be your friend, you can phone me ;)
That's okay you can call me anyway. ;) For all the homophones out there reading this.. NEWS FLASH: I'M ONLY KIDDING!
Good, that is all. We're simply on top of the foodchain, not becuse our amazing strength, speed, or overall looks, but becuse we know how to create tools and use them. If I chose to use said tool to 'murder' myself a cow, cut it up into nice, cookable pieces and eat it with a glass of milk from said cow, I would be doing nothing but being natural. Eating plants, while also natural, is simply a part of a much bigger picture. It's just as wrong to only eat plants as it is to only eat meat, or correction: It's unnatural, like a cow singing opera or a whale operating the new iPhone.
good thing you didn't bet on eatin a big carl. it has almost twice the meat for way less cash. oh and you wouldn't have just loved it, you woulda had your first ****** too! hooray for shameless plugs!
not eating meat due to cruelty is a contradictive life if you live in any man made shelter, as to build that house required some sort of cruelty as well as maintaining it. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
YDI for being a big gay attention seeking vegetarian cop yourself on!
the fml should be that you writhed in pain for hours afterward from the stomach cramps you would inevitably get after not eating meat for so long.
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It's ok, I don't think Big Mac's actually contain any real meat. Unless by 'meat' you mean grease and newspaper...
YDI for taking a bet that goes against your values in life. that's just stupid.