Love: Today, the girl I've been dating asked me to describe her body....

By pugs - 29/01/2010 08:43 - France

Today, the girl I've been dating asked me to describe her body. I said "Thin an toned but curvy in all the right places." I then asked her the same question to which she replied, "I don't know, you know I'm always drunk when we're together." FML

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By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 892

By the-yao - 24/01/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, someone told me they liked my personality when I'm drunk. I asked, "What about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML

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You deserved it 3 811

By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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You deserved it 3 532

By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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You deserved it 4 295

By IntimidatorStag - 06/02/2009 23:54 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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You deserved it 30 567

By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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You deserved it 38 550

By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 15:09 - Canada

Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML

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You deserved it 3 740

By Anonyme - 22/06/2016 05:15 - Switzerland - Geneve

Today, I was trying to seduce a really good-looking girl, when all of a sudden she leaned in towards me and said, “Sorry, I’m not drunk enough to make out with you.“ FML

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pidri 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:19

doesn't sound like ur dating her sounds like she's using you for ass.

MoonyIce 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:15

... Wow. Classy.

Comments

PimhNL 3

Friday 29 January 2010 16:10

first. i suck

SexyShuShu 0

Friday 29 January 2010 17:59

dats fudged up!!

Xuphra 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:18

Sexy and drunk? Dude what's the prob?

SexyDrPepper 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 7:10

do u suck LOLlipops?

Dopeyrox 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:10

just be happy your gettin some? but if it bothers u leave

Soybean254 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:13

does it matter what YOUR body looks like? if you get lucky and she's drunk it's a plus!

Boddmon 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:14

Why is this an FML? You're probably getting more/better action from her since she's always drunk. Sober girls aren't as fun and willing!

MoonyIce 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:15

... Wow. Classy.

Boddmon 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:17

lol

bigboy_245 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:01

amen to that

pidri 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:19

doesn't sound like ur dating her sounds like she's using you for ass.

Boddmon 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:29

That's a win-win in my book.

blkwhtrbbt 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 7:44

that comment just made my day

Toimu 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:16

Really, what is the problem?

youthink_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:26

You're both assholes for trying to pry a compliment from someone. And you both deserve anything and everything BUT a compliment. Losers.

mn_mpls 0

Friday 29 January 2010 19:49

this

YourConscience 0

Friday 29 January 2010 22:02

^The truth.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:27

Cool story, I think I missed the part that makes this an FML...

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Friday 29 January 2010 19:56

Love it.

Cthulu 0

Friday 29 January 2010 20:03

much better

IOwnedYou 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:03

Definitely better.

ilikepie789 0

Monday 5 April 2010 6:28

sounds hot

taylor2083 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:33

seriously???? some of y'all are just sick

missyfayee 0

Friday 29 January 2010 17:15

YDI for being 100% cheese!!

BadPinkKitty07 0

Friday 29 January 2010 17:25

both the OP and the girl were fishing for compliments about their bodies. now OP is fishing for sympathy, which is quite stupid of him, because everyone should know by now that FML is a far cry from being a shoulder to cry on. ranting is over. that's one very classy lady ya got there, OP.