Honey pot

By DeadnGone01 - 05/01/2025 14:00 - United States - Miami

Today, this hot girl sent me a friend request. I accepted it and began to chat her up. She asked me if I was single. I told her I was, and proceeded to arrange a date for some drinks. Moments later, my wife sends me a screenshot of my conversation with the girl, with the caption, “Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” FML
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MidnaLink 33

I don't even care that she set that up. You're an asshole and deserved that when you told her you were single.

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MidnaLink 33

I don't even care that she set that up. You're an asshole and deserved that when you told her you were single.

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UnbrokenRose 8

Why would anyone care that she set it up anyway? If you don't want to get caught being a disgusting piece of sh*t cheater, then don't be a disgusting piece of sh*t cheater. It's not that f*cking difficult.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I'd care if he hadn't fallen for it. That speaks to serious trust issues and he should leave her. But given that he was so willing to cheat with a random woman who added him, it sounds like the lack of trust was perfectly valid.

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Andrea Marie McNeil 12

you should wear a condom. if you wanna act like a dick, you may as well dress like one

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H_1775845996 4

you really trying to get some sympathy for being a cheater ?

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Hangryko 31

You're a pathetic enemy of women. YDI

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poopface82 19

Not sure which is worse, the cheating or the stupidity.

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angus 12

How dumb can you be? You deserve what’s coming your way dude.

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maverick83 14

I'd say F your wife's life, but sounds like she's got it pretty well under control and all set to take out the trash.

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Nazmazh 18

Now, maybe you and I lead very different lives - But a hot girl randomly adding you on social media and asking you out? How did that not absolutely scream *SCAMBOT* of some sort (or even just actual human scammer) to you? Like, that's the most basic route scammers use to try and steal money from idiots. Nevermind the whole "down to cheat on your wife within literal seconds of meeting a girl on social media"-thing (Which, for the record, *is* phenomenally rude as hell to your wife - Like, why even bother being married in the first place at that point?), but you were too dumb to even do a cursory investigation into the person that came out of nowhere to chat you up? Like, no red flags raised at all? None whatsoever? Luckily for your soon-to-be-ex-wife, you apparently have no self-preservation instincts whatsoever. For both your unfathomable idiocy and absolute scumbag behaviour, YDI, big time.

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