Health: Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced...

By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 17:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Quick Stop

By poopy pants - 08/04/2013 01:47 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I finally got over having constipation for two days straight. It came in the form of a normal-sized, rock-hard turd that made me scream "Ow!" when it came out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 12/12/2022 18:00

Today, out of sheer stubbornness, my husband forced himself to go to the toilet despite severe constipation. He forced it so hard he now has a migraine and his nose won’t stop bleeding, but he won’t go see a doctor. He could have burst an artery in his brain but no, he knows better than "some doctor." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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Full of it

By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2015 14:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

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Sunako_fml 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:44

You boyfriend is an idiot for assuming like that..

bob7up 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:43

That's pretty bad for him to assume something like that.

Comments

Fluffy70 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:25

I'd leave home and then text him to thanks his dad for helping you loosen up lol just to get under his skin...... Hope ur better

ganjaone 2

Thursday 28 June 2012 2:17

U deserve a better man in ur life sweet heart

GryffinDarkBreed 3

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:36

I won't judge, he might have had a good reason to think that

bluechair4 5

Friday 29 June 2012 3:45

Run fast and hard! This guy isn't trusting and with a comment like that one....can't be trusted.

aksel1218 13

Wednesday 18 July 2012 2:28

Was he right?

EyeLoveChicken 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 15:53

LOL! What a tool

simsgirlgem 25

Thursday 15 November 2012 20:18

What an ass I have gone to the neighbors for help

409sPoisonGirl 12

Sunday 13 January 2013 8:02

Try that after having stitches in your sphincter OP.

Levee44 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 22:33

That was the coolest comment. Natural birth? :)

Shazam25 7

Monday 15 July 2013 1:00

Why would you need to go to the hospital? They're not going to tell you anything helpful and they'll charge you an arm and a leg for it. Just take some aspirin and apply heat and cold until it stops hurting.