By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 17:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML
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Sunako_fml 9

You boyfriend is an idiot for assuming like that..

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bob7up 5

That's pretty bad for him to assume something like that.

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prettypril 5

You should of said, " Yep, I'm totally having anal with the toilet seat." :)

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123man 11

I am a medical doctor and based on how you have described your condition, I can definitively say, you indeed must have had anal sex with someone.

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TheInvisibleOne 31

Go away, you idiot. No one wants your troll self here.

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omggtfomi 1

Oh my god, i am so sorry

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gregorygreg87 12

Yeah, cuz anal causes constipation... NOT. It helps make it go away.

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Hiphuray4peas 27

Any guy who refuses to take you to the hospital is dangerous. Run, do not walk to the nearest exit!

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TergesteCity 12

ahahaha also that time of the month you just lose again your virginity with someone else?

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im_smart 0

Dude reading this made me laugh for 20 minutes strait

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allyssa77 0

Your boyfriend is a complete dick. I say you run as fast as you can.

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MyWorldAway 0

Does he have personal experience? what a IDIOT

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