What is your mom thinking? Tell her the truth. Poor u OP!

This is one of the down sides of religion: it inspires people who have filthy minds and hearts to project their own imaginary evils into the world. They do this by making up malicious lies about others and then spread those lies around. Frequently the "sin" a person complains about exists nowhere outside of his or her own filthy mind and heart. Rather than worrying about the sins of others, which might not actually exist, a person is generally better off cleaning up his or her own perspective.

Well you should be stuffed up...that should make the point it's not from masturbating...and does it matter if you ********** anyway?

Jumping to conclusions...

If you're happy and you know it, that's a sin.

Hi no I wasn't stuffed up anymore, my sinuses will drain twice a year, once in the spring and once in the fall for about two or three days, I also tend to suffer from sinusitis and sinus infections. She showed up the day I was finally cleared up and was just loafing around the house. While I'd kept thinking I needed to take the trash out because it was gross just sitting there, but I wasn't expecting company, like I said she stopped by for a surprise visit. I was able to clear things up with my Grandpa, the man knows me better then anyone and he was just checking in on me out of concern because as he said "it didn't sound like me." It was also my idiot brother who spread it around after overhearing my ma conveying the story to my dad later that day. I have had several facebook messages and phone calls asking about it but most of the people who know me are aware of my sinus issues, especially after last spring when my sinuses got infected because of them and my face was all swollen....We're all still trying to figure out how my mom is surprised by it....Idk, guess she figures I'll grow out of it eventually. Finally while I have taken some good natured ribbing about it all and probably will for a while yet my mom has gotten it even worse and is incredibly embarrassed about it all....maybe it's enough so next spring she'll remember my sinus issues for once.

I hate how people can just assume stuff without knowing what happened before they came into the picture...

How do you even?... With the tissues?... And the stuff?... And the Skiddilyboop?...

Hmm I didn't know you could ********** with your nose…

Karma sucks. She shouldn't have been so hypocritical. Although you weren't, it isn't a sin to pleasure yourself because 1) you're not committing adultery and 2) not portraying another god in his place... Just 10 seconds in heaven.