Intimacy: Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower...

By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Crabby - 30/03/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Clitheroe

Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 02:00

Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML

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By bad surprise - 26/01/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By krabby patty - 25/05/2018 06:00

Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By mystery - 07/12/2013 21:55 - United States - Minot

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

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By frustrated - 11/07/2013 04:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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Quad17 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:44

Girl, go buy a razor and shave.

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:50

ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.

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MyImmortal_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 11:03

One more reason to NOT have sex before marriage.

woeisme 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 13:10

i think he left it out for you ;) hahahaha jk well its not as bad as say...hemorrhoid cream :)

Common_Sense 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:58

#83, how old are you? probably some preteen bible-hugger, who just listens to what their parents say about sex being evil. Waiting until marriage to have sex is not that great of an idea. First of all, how many marriages end in divorce? About half. And second going along with the first statement, then you're marrying someone that there's a whole side of them you know nothing about. You might just find yourselves incompatable in that area, which would cause major problems in your marriage, becuase sex is not just about making babies. And about the pubic lice, depending on how long you two have been together/sleeping together, you might want to find out how he got them or how long he's had them. It could be an old bottle and he just kept it in case he needed it. Alot of guys are too lazy to just close the bottles. But good luck!

ohhhhshizzz 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:08

Actually NOT having sex before marriage lessens your chances of diseases. Like HIV, which is pretty common and unfortunately swept under the carpet. And if both you and your partner don't have sex until the wedding day then you don't get it. Many people know they have HIV and continue to have condomless sex or don't care. You do realize that? So you may enjoy your sexcapades but people are dying from that.