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By eminem blows cock - 15/06/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Kilflynn

Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML

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By crap - 02/07/2019 00:01

Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML

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By pleasestop - 11/06/2011 08:48 - Australia

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

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By fuckbio - 12/12/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 12:01

Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 06:57

Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2022 01:58

Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2025 16:30 - India - Jamshedpur

Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML

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By Tired - 20/03/2013 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML

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By CoolGuy69 - 12/09/2016 11:53 - Sweden - Mölnlycke

Today, I studied all night for a big test. I ended up falling asleep on the bus ride there. I woke up in a different province. FML

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Saturday 16 June 2012 1:43

Oh shit.

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:45

Thank God the first comment did not say, What A Shitty Situation

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mycleh13 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 7:49

I think most of us can relate to the stress out feeling, but you gotta trust and believe in yourself. Don't kill yourself trying to pull all nighters. You obviously care that your studying. That a big piece right there...Good luck OP!!!

Meesersuperman1 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 9:00

You would have been better off just not studying and getting your sleep. Even if you made the exam you wouldn't have done well.

Insanityconfined 21

Saturday 16 June 2012 10:00

Someone didn't watch the Inbetweeners...

cass210 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:46

Finally, a comment about The Inbetweeners. I was beginning to lose hope in the FML community.

Dramori 29

Saturday 16 June 2012 10:38

A good student knows to always take the night off from studying the day before an exam ;)

Zomg_Okay 26

Saturday 16 June 2012 11:06

You're Irish? Jesus Christ, it wasn't your Leaving Cert. you missed, was it? That would be horrible. :o

Sanch101 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 11:57

You study all night before an exam you are wrecked for the exam itself. Lack of sleep is a worse enemy in that instance.

daniel33_fml 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 16:24

Apples work better at keeping you awake so next time try them :)

ossetia 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 16:32

YDI because eminem is awesome

Zomg_Okay 26

Saturday 16 June 2012 22:42

But how do you know they didn't? If OP is about 18/19, then they'll be sitting their Leaving Cert. I just finished mine this week and the LC is a very stressful examination. I can't compare it to other country's examinations but the Leaving is absolutely brutal. It decides whether or not you go to college and between teachers, parents and peers the pressure to perform is just unbearable. I knew I'd put the work in and for half of my exams, I still didn't feel ready. Just because OP decided pull an all-nighter to study doesn't mean they hadn't studied beforehand.