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By Anonymous - 01/11/2016 06:25 - United States

Today, after having surgery and told not to have sex for two weeks, I've been begging my boyfriend to allow me to give him a blowjob, trying to be nice. He doesn't want to because he can't reciprocate. Not only has not having sex drove me insane, so is not being able to touch my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments

loxe_fml 15

FYL, indeed. Having such a caring boyfriend must be awful. Next he'll want to make you dinner or something; break up with him before it happens!

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takara98 17

Well, maybe some cuddling and kissing will do the trick. While it's not especially getting-off worthy, it is quite intimate.

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woody01373 3

Damn if you wanna have some time with a dude hmu

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militarybrat 21

Totally did that with my husband. But he let me. He had to stand on the bed because I had just given birth, but I wanted to, and he wasn't gonna say no! Well... he almost did ><.

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Rabite 28

Sounds totally romantic and not awkward at all.

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OtakuTaco 15

If you're looking for advice, maybe he could try some nipple play out on you to make it even? I assume the surgery only affects your genital area, not your chest?

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ElChoppo 4

It's two weeks calm down. Plus your boyfriend doesn't have to comply just because you want it

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blueknight1st 26

It's two weeks, settle down. Also maybe think about going to rehab for sex addiction.

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pancaaaakessss 4

perhaps maybe you shouldn't be so sex crazed in the first place, then you wouldn't be driven insane by the lack of it

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