Miscellaneous: Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 22:00

Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 00:44 - United States

Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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Sucks to suck

By youfuckingdumbassmum - 27/12/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

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AznShadowWc 9

Monday 14 October 2013 2:09

If she can't respect your family, dump her ass

bgdkmcgee 10

Monday 14 October 2013 2:08

I'd fire her.

Comments

rabbitprooffence 14

Monday 14 October 2013 12:14

So sorry about your loss and you can do so much better, your (hopefully ex-)girlfriend sounds like a very inconsiderate person!

Ki11erC 18

Monday 14 October 2013 12:21

Ah the grandma past away excuse. Now follow this up and say if you were just hiding I've if that's true ;)

ViviMage 39

Monday 14 October 2013 14:06

The proper response here was a hug, a cuddle, a milkshake, or understanding. You're there for the shoe and makeup and clothes crisis. I'm female and I don't understand why running out of lipgloss either. But it upset her. She needs to be there for your crisis. If she can't do that, she doesn't respect you.

z3vil 11

Monday 14 October 2013 14:25

Time to get a new GF, your current one sucks.

Pilos_in_manu_fml 7

Monday 14 October 2013 14:45

Proof that not only men can be insensitive... Good luck in finding a new GF mate, and sorry for your loss

Daydreamer4466 6

Monday 14 October 2013 14:49

If she has no respect for you family she has none for you. Kick her ass out of your life. There are good people out you just have to look harder. Good luck

bubblyhayley 16

Monday 14 October 2013 14:57

she sounds nice!!

zomgbies 17

Monday 14 October 2013 15:06

Have this conversation with her. OP: "Do you need a band aid?" GF: "Why?" OP: "Because you just got cut! GTFO"

splitintwo 6

Monday 14 October 2013 15:26

If you're adjusted to talking with someone almost constantly having them dissapear for the day is seriously stressful. This kind of implies he didn't warn her, which is a tad mean itself. Although once he told her why the sitution could have been handled better. Communication, you two do not have it

Bigfabthetruth52 22

Thursday 17 October 2013 11:49

Finally after scrolling a little thru all these opinions that the girl was a bitch,someone else shares my view.

vencku 13

Monday 14 October 2013 16:01

Would it have been that hard for OP to send a single text? His girlfriend was probably upset all day. Yes, what she said was unnecessary harsh, but OP doesn't walk out without blame either. He might be hurt, but that doesn't mean he has to hurt the people around him by blatantly ignoring them.