Love: Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite...

By simply_meeeee - 20/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Glen Carbon

Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite band. After posing for a picture, I looked at my phone to find that instead of taking a picture with me and the band, my friend took selfies. FML

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simply_meeeee 26

Tuesday 21 July 2015 2:06

I'm surprised mine got published! And yeah, I was furious with her. Consider her unfriended!

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giantsfan2010 23

Monday 20 July 2015 22:56

Just reading this fml pissed me off. Can't imagine how upset you are.

ashleyrose465 16

Monday 20 July 2015 22:55

That sucks, I would be devastated and angry at the same time!

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fabcade 14

Sunday 9 August 2015 1:17

has your friend tried to apologize?

AwkwardKarma 18

Tuesday 1 September 2015 22:10

Break the friendship now. That's not a real friend. They didn't respect your time or what was important to you

sarlizzle__3 4

Tuesday 10 November 2015 0:59

What a narcissistic douche...

DickButt1 10

Monday 5 September 2016 16:59

**** punch that bitch

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