Love: Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite... - FML

By simply_meeeee - 20/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Glen Carbon

Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite band. After posing for a picture, I looked at my phone to find that instead of taking a picture with me and the band, my friend took selfies. FML

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simply_meeeee 26

Tuesday 21 July 2015 2:06

I'm surprised mine got published! And yeah, I was furious with her. Consider her unfriended!

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giantsfan2010 23

Monday 20 July 2015 22:56

Just reading this fml pissed me off. Can't imagine how upset you are.

ashleyrose465 16

Monday 20 July 2015 22:55

That sucks, I would be devastated and angry at the same time!

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i_am_cheesus 4

Wednesday 22 July 2015 18:09

I would punch that friend in the neck...

shinikageWolf 15

Wednesday 22 July 2015 19:58

They can make their stupid duck faces later, snap some shots of your and the band, that's kinda more once in a life time than making dumb ass faces into the camera.

awkwardbrunette 9

Wednesday 22 July 2015 21:08

Just reading this makes me mad. What band tho ? ...

oklahomatea 2

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:36

I'd get her back by deleting all her pictures on her phone

Dean__Winchester 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:53

Is this "friend" Kim Kardashian?

youngdiva101 2

Thursday 23 July 2015 5:05

I woulda kicked some ass the second I found out

YoursAlways98 13

Thursday 23 July 2015 12:34

I'm legit angry reading this. **** your friend, they seriously suck and I would prob not talk to them for a long ass time.

cptncuttlefish 24

Saturday 25 July 2015 4:29

Punch her in the tit op

samstephens 9

Saturday 25 July 2015 5:07

Wow that sucks...

1animalallover 16

Monday 27 July 2015 11:02

Slap your friend.

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USA, USA, USA; well, almost. Today we're not welcoming a French artist, not even an American artist, but an artist from... oh, you'll see! Are you in a hurry or something? Why can't we just sit down, have a nice cup of tea and talk about the future? ...

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