Kids: Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed...

By raebay - 05/11/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By SD. - 15/05/2021 16:06 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML

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By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By Carolina R-h - 18/06/2019 16:30

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By Aislinn - 12/02/2022 12:01

Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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By Mom2grls808 - 19/12/2018 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap with my 5 month-old on the (carpeted) floor in the living room. When I woke up, my daughter had bombed her diaper, and her and the dogs were rolling in it on the carpet and tiled kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2022 05:01

Today, I went to change my one year-old son's diaper and it was a total disaster! He'd picked at his diaper and it came loose. There was poop all over his sleeper, and when I went to clean it up, he put his hands in it. Let's just say I threw the damn sleeper away. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 14:00

Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML

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UpYourself 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 9:22

Haha kids...

Krystakitty 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 9:29

Its just what Kids do...as a mom you sjhould know to put a towel under her if shes on your bed and if shes prone to taking of her nappy she should have had trousers or a vest with the buttons done up at the bottom common sense really

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crawfosa89 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 17:01

Guess what, you are a mom. This kind of stuff is going to be happening all the time, so deal with it. You chose to have a child and now you have to handle everything they do.

AshleyRose784 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 17:03

kids, dontcha love 'em

WhyworldWhy 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 17:08

Well I guess potty training is gonna be no problem!

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 17:12

Guess what, they pee on things for an average of 2 years, and will vomit on you without warning, and make unimaginable messes for the next 6 years or so. After about 6 the peeing should be resolved, and the mess making should diminish, but you may deal with surprise vomit until age ten in some cases. Welcome to parenthood

darkblue_13 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:22

Today, I have a kid. FML

Dopehead666 21

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:53

I hate kids.

barrytwonk 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 19:11

KILL IT WITH FIAH

kissthesky 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 19:19

Actually if it's a baby who hasn't learned how to roll you can put it down on its back on a bed and it will be quite fine, pancakes.

cefarix 5

Thursday 5 November 2009 19:26

FYL... That baby deserves to die. How can she just do that to you after you carried her and suffered her in your womb for nine months?? That is so selfish, so utterly disrespectful, just plain rude and ugly. I feel for you. You don't deserve a baby like her :(