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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML

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You deserved it 2 733

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By nokitchenforme - 03/12/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 434

You deserved it 3 166

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 22:52 - United States

Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 018

You deserved it 3 969

By dude, where's my balls? :( - 22/12/2012 20:25 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 500

You deserved it 3 407

By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 290

You deserved it 2 514

By Hi-Tech - 03/03/2015 15:34 - Europe

Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML

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You deserved it 2 748

Old dog, new tricks

By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36

You deserved it 1 365

By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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You deserved it 4 527

By Amazon Ruined My Life - 28/12/2018 14:00

Today, my mother opened her birthday gift in front of my entire family. Two days ago, I ordered an essential oil diffuser and flesh light from Amazon. Guess which one she got? FML

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You deserved it 3 427

By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

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You deserved it 1 394

By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

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You deserved it 3 716

aaronfuegopop 7

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:21

BITCH!!!

te_amo_ily 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:20

nice mum of urs

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te_amo_ily 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:20

nice mum of urs

ricky41397 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 10:27

I know right!?! she sounds super nice lol

Vash_41288 10

Saturday 17 July 2010 13:59

jeez that's messed up hell of a mom ya got

tkdkid33 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 17:00

#2 u are hottt

aaronfuegopop 7

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:21

BITCH!!!

pingpongpickle 8

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:22

hahah agree

peppermintazn 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 10:20

Yes, this pissed me off >:(

hellokitten 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 10:25

"like"

pweetybby 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:25

that's not nice :(

andrewFML 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:35

*****..

te_amo_ily 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:48

hahahhaha

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:51

14 is buckethead

cheergirly16 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:59

I second that....I mean cmonn:/

SKwrestler 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 10:11

i third that..

nunnie 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 10:12

so sad.. |smh|

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 10:26

It will probably be taken off soon.

jplumbob 4

Saturday 17 July 2010 12:26

I see 5 is looking for attention. I see nothing but an idiot. Most likely a dude posting a bogus pic.

wowthatshorrible_fml 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 18:33

if #14 is buckethead, then I see why he wears a mask.

Doopliss01 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:25

Howd ya find out?

hobozrule 4

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:25

buy her a pack of gum for her b-day

goodoldave 17

Wednesday 25 January 2012 21:18

buy her a floppy disk

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:29

This upcoming Christmas, you should give her a box into which you scooped up neighborhood dog shit.

chimpsndip 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 11:35

Dude dont sit like that. thats the queer sit. its ok for girls but youre a guy. Man Up!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Saturday 17 July 2010 12:50

#35, WTF are you talking about? The only sitting I'm about to do is on your mom's face!

rileykins 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:29

at least you didn't get a big bag of shit.

Arsonnist 3

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:30

someone should have been on the naughty list.

hsshae 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:31

ruin it with ****

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:34

YAY HOT ROLLERS!!!

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Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML

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