By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 10:32 - United States - Levelland

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 803
You deserved it 2 707

Same thing different taste

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Girls can be circumcised, but all forms of circumcision are outdated. But why are you surprised, you had a baby with this guy?

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Because its a comment where the only possible way to take things is in a literal sense

ebethsuperstar 2

I love how an innocent silly moment between a man and wife becomes fodder for every insecure, uncircumcised guy to start quoting their Wikipedia research on the horrors of circumcision in order to validate their own germy, unsightly penises. As a woman, I have to say that a little snip as a baby is a small price to pay for a clean, anatomically pleasing penis versus all the pain of waxing, cramps, childbirth, etc that women go through. So FYL to all the whiners!

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katydid91 31

Ugh, being a member of the female race, I winced at the thought

HOLD UP, LET ME CALL MY HOMIES IN SOMALILAND AND FIND OUT.

Did he hear the doctor when they said it was a girl,did you both find out the gender before you gave birth?If not ,I think you should know its not the easiest thing in the world to tell a newborn baby boy from a new born baby girl

You actually can circumcise a girl, but it's an extremely cruel thing to do. You basically cut off the lips and sew up her pussy until there's only a small hole for period blood and urine to pass through. It takes away all sexual pleasure and makes reproducing very painful.

i don't even want to know why you know that or felt the need to share it