By SMCHR - 09/05/2011 03:22 - Ireland

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
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badbe 0

that's kinda cute. pet her

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BahahahLOL 0

Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.

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BahahahLOL 0

Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.

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jessthebest3 0

OR you could make her always be naked (cats dont wear clothes) and make her eat on the floor in a bowl, and sleep in a cat bed, while NEVER talking, only meowing

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SpectSelf 0

she's on shrooms.

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CateXOX 0

There are no cats in this FML, only psychotic people who think they're cats. Do you like them too?

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huzzzzzzahh 2

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shortie916 0

Haha you should bring a actual cat and see how they get along.

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LolMoqz 10

19 - I see what you did there :3

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Gwyndion 9

That offers posibilities really, aren't you or don't you have any friends who're into roleplaying?

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hockeyrocks39 0

Tell the school you're allergic to cats and need a new room. haha

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ThatLooksSticky 16

she's faking crazy to get you to move out.

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BigKatt 1

If she scratches, hisses, bites, or in anyway misbehaves she is sleeping outside... she wants to act like a cat? Treat her like one. ... or try knock her off something high up... she should land in her feet, that, or learn real fast that she is not a cat and two broken legs is no joke...

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Bekll 31

I hope you mean outside the room. It's irresponsible to actually put a cat outside all night just for being a cat. They can run away, get run over by a car... Every night my whole family checks that all our cats are in the house before we go to bed.

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Miss_Michaela 10

Also put a bell on her. See if she can move about without making a noise, or being seen.. Now you see her, meow you don't.

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Bekll 31

I don't care about the roommate, just about actual cats.

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facilitator 0

I would just carry around a squirt bottle and spray her whenever she got within 5 feet of me

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lexi365 20

Why am I now thinking about Tom and Jerry?

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