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By SMCHR - 09/05/2011 03:22 - Ireland

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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By lindora - 14/09/2020 17:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML

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By Doggone it - 12/11/2022 12:00

Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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By beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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By peevedMcGee - 23/11/2018 17:30

Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML

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By emmalou - 16/09/2021 08:01

Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML

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By SeeMeInTheDark - 07/12/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML

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Anger issues

By Flash - 25/07/2021 17:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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badbe 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:36

that's kinda cute. pet her

BahahahLOL 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:40

Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.

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lolcrazylol 0

Monday 9 May 2011 19:00

could be worse, she could insist on using a litter box in your room...

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 9 May 2011 19:16

convince yourself you are a dog. then student services will separate you two, and you can get a more normal roommate.

davek 36

Monday 9 May 2011 19:22

Is she cute and fluffy? And does she like cheezburgers?

Sparx1_1 16

Monday 9 May 2011 19:30

Is she a furry or is she actually crazy? Big difference. If she's a furry just tell her that you are uncomfortable and that she needs to knock it off when you're around. You do have the right to make a complaint if she does not make an effort to behave in a more normal manner.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 9 May 2011 19:50

And if she is a furry send her my way, that sounds like just my kind of crazy. My landlord doesn't allow pets, but a girl who purrs when I pet her should pass muster right?

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 9 May 2011 19:48

Get her a litter box.

khaya 9

Monday 9 May 2011 20:25

Pretend you're a mouse and have some fun.

sccrismyantidrg 4

Monday 9 May 2011 20:44

A girl on my campus wore a real fox tail and a beanie with animal ears on it every day.

benderbot19 0

Monday 9 May 2011 20:47

pretend you're a vaccuum cleaner

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 9 May 2011 20:49

Just make sure she doesn't pee on your bed or hork up hairballs. You'll be fine.

itsmeyippie 0

Monday 9 May 2011 20:52

Not exactly, most people believe that they are the reincarnation of past humans and they aren't called insane? It really almost is the exact thing, millions of people in the world are like the OP's roomate

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