Intimacy: Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 22:05 - United States - Littleton

Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML

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You deserved it 5 198

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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You deserved it 6 020

By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 524

By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 459

You deserved it 2 641

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 17:39 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML

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You deserved it 2 338

Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 062

You deserved it 28 835

By demispark - 24/04/2013 14:10 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 4 851

Have a Coke and smile

By Cokerella - 14/08/2021 09:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, at a work function, I noticed that my boss and my girlfriend kept leaving the room at the same time. Fearing the worst, I waited outside in the hallway. As soon as they went into the bathroom, I pushed my way in. Sex? Nope. They were doing lines of coke off the bathroom counter. FML

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You deserved it 139

By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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You deserved it 57 585

Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 845

You deserved it 48 886

Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 236

You deserved it 2 449

Traitoro 9

Sunday 16 March 2014 10:42

Ask for a raise.

GodPart2 20

Sunday 16 March 2014 10:42

Another good **** plot... oh the possibilities...

Comments

HanselF 7

Sunday 16 March 2014 11:02

whole new meaning to "hard work" or "tough day at the office" :p

MortenM 17

Sunday 16 March 2014 22:27

and getting pounded by the boss

little_one1 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 23:53

More like getting ****** by your boss

warsun 27

Monday 17 March 2014 6:32

Pretty sure that's what he mearnt

CrikOgresmasher 19

Sunday 16 March 2014 11:03

I guess we know the better paid employee

imshadyxo 25

Monday 17 March 2014 5:57

Yeah, OP, after he uses this incident as blackmail..

predkill29 14

Sunday 16 March 2014 11:08

Perhaps a 3sum?

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 16 March 2014 16:47

With spelling like that? No chance.

warsun 27

Monday 17 March 2014 6:34

Judging by the car maybe #15 is very very young. Nahhhh.....

SunTzu2 9

Sunday 16 March 2014 11:15

It was a game! Seesaw Nothing FML about that

LordMegatron 10

Sunday 16 March 2014 11:43

pretty sure he was trying to explain her the new "project"

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 11:54

You caught your boss doing something that would probably get him and his lover fired. Better pretend nothing happened, it's the best you can do and your boss is probably going to be super nice to you now :)

SuperStormCindy 8

Sunday 16 March 2014 18:45

Or they can get fired. That's disgusting and unprofessional. They deserve to lose their jobs.

Black_Knight80 13

Sunday 16 March 2014 12:15

I smell a raise.

Not_Impressed13 9

Sunday 16 March 2014 22:42

I smell sex and candy!

darkfireflame 15

Sunday 16 March 2014 12:40

Promotions for everyone!

synsam 4

Sunday 16 March 2014 12:52

"uh hey guys, don't mind me just getting some important work papers...hey Sarah, really like your work on the last project you were working hard always working late nights with the boss an...oh, oh because, haha right. see ya tomorrow"