Intimacy: Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the...

By Maxime - 20/11/2008 10:19 - France

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

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By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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Big awkward moment

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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You deserved it 3 324

Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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You deserved it 123

High hopes

By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML

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Mookie93 0

Monday 11 May 2009 3:17

Oh my god! That happened to me too! Except I was having sex with my boyfriend and it called my mom! But luckily my phone makes a noise when you call someone and it's rather loud. My boyfriend heard it and hung up before she could answer.

anyav3 13

Thursday 23 August 2012 21:23

That's called being a gentleman and having class... Something you obviously don't know about.

Comments

rose39 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 18:57

Go girl!! You're in second place! (well as of now)

Gabe411036 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:42

Wow I hate cheaters. Really why would you have so many votes on such a bad picture? This isnt even a nutty face- Guillaume I wouldve just removed her from the contest.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 3:05

That's really messed up. Haha wow.

fourzerofour 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:22

At least it wasn't her dad. And if that happened to me, my father would just tell me 'good job!' because he's a pervert like that.

joshtheking23 0

Monday 6 July 2009 5:01

k first of all you can erase messages after there done which means this is fake and your gay for even saying this and also the fiirst comment is dumb cause what difference is that he knows there having sex

njgswl 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 7:41

if it took long enough the voicemail would end and hang up, thus ending his ability to elete genius

nirvan5a 1

Monday 13 July 2009 13:01

fake

klovemachine 24

Sunday 19 May 2013 5:29

feed_the_ducks 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 21:39

Haha I agree with some of the others, at least it was your dad and not hers.

fmllaugher 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:41

this guys stories arent real hes spammed like 5 stories in the last 5 hours all having to happening at different times and he said it in the tense of today

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 20:16

Are you an idiot? The site rules specify it has to say "today", but most of the things on the site happened at different times and far apart from each other. Obviously it's not all at once.