By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3

I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully

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TC1_fml 0

Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P

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bonskaffa 0

Not only that, but by the time you're old you'll have an inch-wide hole in your tongue. All so now you can be a little better at sucking dick. Have fun!

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fuckingshitt343 0

how is it going to be an inch wide hole? unless the person gauges it.. and also, not everybody gets a tongue piercing to be good at sucking dick. so why don't you stop being an asshole. people like piercings. i hate people like you.

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good_life35 0

YDI for being a piercing wannabe.

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rum_fml 0

thats what you get for being a dumbshit and piercing your tongue

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whitebunny_fml 0

I think it's just a joke,,,can't be real......but still funny,,especially the vomit LOL

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shutuplikenoway 0

Doesn't anybody notice that right on top of the comment box it says 'Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful'? Just thought I would point that out. And like most people have said, if one person has a door knocker and another just has a standard ball it is possible to get them stuck. Also 5 minutes could have been exaggerated. No need to be rude. Having a tongue piercing is a personal choice. For those of you who hate it, don't get one. Simple as that.

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steffibug 0

Has no one else noticed this is a fake? I have had my tongue piercing for what like 5 years now? Dated a guy for 2 years who also had one, never got stuck, we actually tried to get it stuck for a laugh once, but it cannot get stuck...idiot...think of the shape guys... oh and before you say 'oooh your a retard for trying to get them stuck' We were like 14 and bored one day...

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fuckingshitt343 0

haha i just posted a comment that like said this same thing almost before i even read yours. but it's true. it's not possible for tongue rings to get stuckk. genital piercings on the other hand is a different story. hahaa.

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memeweaver 0

I guess I find it difficult to understand the whole piercing thing. Kid next door looks like a friggin pincushion. She has a nose ring you could hang a side of beef from. I know farmers used to do that to pigs so they wouldn't root under fences. Come to think about it, he hasn't been rooting under my fence, so...hmmmm. Maybe there is something to that.

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