By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully

Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P

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lol this is bullshit.. they dont get stuck together .. its pretty much impossible unless you both have very small barbells and even then it wouldnt take 5 minutes.. they cling together at the most. and unless you shoved your whole tounge in his mouth he probably wouldnt have felt your tounge ring. they are pierced a little bit further back for this reason. i know this stuff.. i was young and got my tounge pierced when i was 13 because i thought it was cool because everyone else had them. i was smart enough to remove it after 6 years but in that time spain i kissed like 4 guys with tounge rings.. one of them had 3 actually and this never ever happened.. so i call bullshit.

oh a little vomit no big deal. this happens all the time when i deep throat or reverse 69 one of my friends with benefits. of course i have a 10 inch johnson, maybe thats why.

abcdefgh_fml 0

yeah dude i love having puke in my mouth ! and thanks for telling us about your life i really enjoyed it ! :/

Today, I was hooking up with this chick and our tongue piercings got stuck. She then proceeded to vomit in my mouth. FML He should be posting the FML, not you.

abcdefgh_fml 0

thats disgusting, **** his life. and take out your ugly tongue ring they are not attractive.

lem0n_fml 0

so everyone should conform to what YOU personally find attractive, right? cuz the world revolves around you, yes?

themorningstar 0

this is fake! not only did my ex and I both have our tongues pierced but we both had snake bites (a ring on each side of our bottom lip) and we NEVER got caught on each other. this is total bs!

ithedarkone 0

Oh gosh awww man totally foul play... Jeez that's kinda lame for him to have a tongue piercing as a dude. So FYL for having to puke in someone else mouth YDI For him having a tongue piercing lol

mister_moops 0

what kind of straight man gets his tongue pierced?

324FML 0

im pretty sure that the guys life is f***** more than yours

nanoflacka 0

Ok i don't have my tounge or my ears peirced, but all u have to do to get it untangled is take out the back of your tounge peircing and than unhook it

How do you plan on doing that when your tongue is stuck?