Love: Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got...

By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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Saturday 19 September 2009 12:40

I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully

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Saturday 19 September 2009 12:42

Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P

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Myspace_fml 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 14:37

Next FML: "Today, this chi threw up in my mouth while making out."

cru1972 2

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:02

I could understand how this happened, if one of you had a knocker ring, and one had a kooshball ring or even just the standard ball (since this has happened to me). But there is no way it took 5 minutes, and even when you are liplocked you can still take off the bottom ball. WITHOUT PUKING! Owner of 13 piercings. Have had some crazy stuff happen. Had a nipple ring ripped out when they got caught together.

vdubz 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:35

ummm YDI for getting your tongue pierced? what do you expect it to do?

darkdazeys 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 22:40

I've never had my tongue piercing get stuck to another... ever, and I have 14 piercings.

ace122400 0

Monday 21 September 2009 2:15

Oooh, tough break. I hate it when someone's been messing with my piercings for too long , or when I put bigger gauges in and start to feel sick. I guess it's not great to be stuck to someone's mouth when you start to feel that way.

modifiedchick 0

Monday 21 September 2009 6:04

this is obviously fake, there is no way you could get two barbells stuck together to the point where it took you five minutes to untangle them

MissFantasy 0

Monday 21 September 2009 10:19

lol thats so gross

shantoast 0

Monday 21 September 2009 20:07

um, i had my tongue pierced for almost six years and i never got mine stuck with anybody else's. i'm not saying it can't happen - if one of you has a ball on the end of the barbell and one of you has a hoop or something curved at the end (or both have something curved) then i can see it being a possibility... but for five minutes? yeah right. what person with a pierced tongue wouldnt just unscrew the barbell and take it out to unhook it after like twenty seconds of no luck unhooking your tongues? pop off the bottom ball and boom, tongue ring removed and you can just unhook them after that. and fhl if this is true, not yours.