By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3

I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully

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TC1_fml 0

Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P

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zimandme123 0

aw so sad, why don't you go write a book about it x)

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eastangels 0

a girl did that to me once. it was no bueno

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lobum 12

lol this happeneed to me once, but our braces got stuck.

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mrphychrs 5

the most eff'd up part of the story that nobody seems to notice is that the dude had a tongue ring

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schuller22 0

why the **** would you dumbasses want tongue piecings in the first place..YDI loser

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iscribe310 0

chris rock; if a girl has a tongue piercing....she'll probably suck your dick. if a guy has a tongue piercing....he'll probably suck your dick.

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