By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
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perdix 29

I'd call you Neither Noor, and you could call me Either Ore.

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TheMaster15 10

My first name is Forrest, I'm sure you can all guess what my last name usually gets to be haha

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

My nickname is Gugly Bear (last name is Gu) but someone's people call me gUGLY Bear :/

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

My friend's name is Kai (pronounced like Kye) and he has several nicknames such as Kainamite, Kairomaniac, Kaito, Kite

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Prettybaux 6

What? It's my name spelled backwards @.@ I can still hear the Demonic chanting

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ladydragonstars 23

I may try to convince my parents to use this nickname on my boyfriend

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mylifesucks_fml 1

Chloe (Klow) the hoe -_- thanks to my brother

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iron_Boson14 2

lol mine is Cucumber boy...not sexually related o.o

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TheMaster15 10

125- I've actually never heard those. I say "I'm Forrest", and they yell "OMG YOU'RE FORREST GUMP! RUN FORREST RUN!" My wrestling coach even wrote down "Gump" on the weigh-in chart one year hahaha

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doondagr8_1 9

Dunche bag. My friends are haters.

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