Love: Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after months of apartment hunting with my boyfriend, he told me he had found a fantastic place that was really inexpensive. It seemed way too good to be true. It was. He took me to a storage unit. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML

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By explodingpupppet - 30/09/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 13:59

Today, after spending days writing up an offer for a condo so my boyfriend and I could move in together with our 9-month-old, we found out they accepted a different offer. FML

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Storage wars

By Alyssa K Scheiber - 26/04/2021 02:00

Today, my boyfriend of almost 5 years told me that his reason for staying with me is because he doesn't want to go through our storage unit to decide who would get what. We've had the storage unit for 2 years. FML

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By hometown blues - 26/06/2019 20:30

Today, I’d been dying to escape my dreary hometown, but had panic attacks at the thought of being on my own, but at last, I'd found a place I could afford. Turns out, the guy I was going to rent from was just arrested for murdering his last tenant. FML

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Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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I like what you've done with the place

By Scammed - 05/06/2016 18:26 - Mexico - Mexicali

Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2011 23:19 - United States

Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

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Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 06:29 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML

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cootiequeen4444 11

Sunday 5 February 2017 3:23

I'd be scared he wanted to murder me and hide the body in the storage unit.. I don't think there is good air flow in those either and I'm unsure if it unlocks from the inside so even dumping you there alive could be an... issue...

the5thking 0

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:46

I mean it's possible but don't get caught

Comments

the5thking 0

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:46

I mean it's possible but don't get caught

cootiequeen4444 11

Sunday 5 February 2017 3:23

RichardPencil 30

Monday 6 February 2017 18:05

He's smart. Sunlight is overrated. As is fresh air.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 6 February 2017 18:30

That's dangerous. You might to question why you picked him? That's not a good sign.

maritime1992 5

Monday 6 February 2017 18:37

always use condoms with him.

Yudith 24

Monday 6 February 2017 18:58

Since containers are so expensive nowadays, it was either that or a tent in the forest. If you save enough money, you could even build your own mini-house on wheels.

jcash52426 5

Monday 6 February 2017 19:19

In pretty sure when you get the storage unit they make you sign something where you agree not to live in it ( at least they do in NYC).

trucker2 33

Tuesday 7 February 2017 6:56

Shower and shitters are a must..

slackoffalready 3

Tuesday 7 February 2017 13:57

After months of apartment hunting, boyfriend could have just made a joke with the storage unit. I can't imagine anyone wanting to live in there. But of course, we cannot tell, there's not enough information in this story.