By Anonymous - 08/04/2014 16:07 - Italy - Vigodarzere

Today, after months of being on anti-depression medication and feeling very little emotionally, I finally felt some joy. Sadly it was from completely crushing my husband in an argument he started, where he claimed ketchup is a vegetable. FML
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augiedd 12

Any little victory helps

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Welshite 39

Don't listen to the lies they feed you. Ketchup is a vegetable and mustard is a fruit!

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alex_gen 38

I don't understand... a tomato is both a fruit and vegetable. So wouldn't you both be wrong?

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wickedcharm 15

The government actually Mage ketchup a vegetable.

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Levvy 22

I think you should double check your sorcerers- er, sources.

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bzakly 3

I wish there was a button for "Way to go!" I have been on anti depressants as well when I was in the military, and I know how dull they can make life. You crushed his stupid assed argument that we can all thank Ronald Reagan for. Rejoice in your victory!

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bv2332 10

For all of you who keep saying ketchup is a vegetable tomatoes are a fruit.... Think before you speak idots

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Allornone 35

um, they're joking. I've read through the comments so far, and only one seems to be legitimately confused as to what ketchup is. The rest seem to be speaking in jest.

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marcranger 28

54, since there's no evidence of higher brain functions, that's the only logical explanation.

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91hayek 31

This sounds like the kind of argument I would start, but then realize I was wrong, and then just start questioning the reality of everything else to obfuscate. "What are we really? How do you know its a fruit? What is consciousness? What are words?"

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EndOfSekrets 13

Anti-depressants can be awful. You're lucky you felt some joy. :)

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t48135 5

A September 1981 Reuters piece stated "ketchup, which has a high sugar content, was defined under new Government (this is the USA under the Regan administration) rules as a vegetable".

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Ki11erC 18

And this is why we don't listen to Americans. Explains a lot about the eating habits though. Here have some chips and some "vegetable" purée.

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DanielleinDC 33

I resemble that remark, #83. I can't help that some idiot sock puppet president declared ketchup a vegetable so the government could reduce funding for school lunches and keep within some arbitrary recommended dietary guidelines. I was a kid then myself.

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Guardian88 21

You mean tomato is a veggie?? It must be true cause theres a tomato on VEGGIE TALES lol what now?!?

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carbivore 10

As someone who's been dealing with depression for years and on and off medication, if you don't feel ANYTHING, it's not working right. Talk to your doctor and try a new one.

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Razi_tail 25

That's what I was thinking. My anti-depressants allow me to still have feeling just not the roller coaster I was before of highs and lows. Please follow 41's suggestion and talk to your doctor OP!

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pandalover69 26

If this is this first time you've been happy in a while then don't feel bad about it, enjoy it. You got to be right! Let yourself have this one. Your husband will get over it.

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