By Anonymous - 08/04/2014 16:07 - Italy - Vigodarzere

Today, after months of being on anti-depression medication and feeling very little emotionally, I finally felt some joy. Sadly it was from completely crushing my husband in an argument he started, where he claimed ketchup is a vegetable. FML
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augiedd 12

Any little victory helps

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Welshite 39

Don't listen to the lies they feed you. Ketchup is a vegetable and mustard is a fruit!

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Sirmrcrowley 12

Ketchup is a fruit paste!! And oddly enough it's very unpleasant to ********** with!!....or so I've been told.....

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worldclassrager 39

Tomato is a fruit...does that make ketchup a smoothie? Every little thing helps with depression OP...you'll be back soon

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Janushka 2

Ketchup is a natural mellowing agent.

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Luna7295 3

Depression sucks. Antidepressants suck even more for some people.

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name_loading 19

Technically speaking, I believe a tomato, is both a fruit and a vegetable. Considering the words "fruit" and "vegetable" come from the words "fruitage" and "vegetation", all the plants we eat could be classified as either one. On a serious and encouraging note, I'm very sorry you are in a constant state of apathy, OP. I've had similar experiences with my own depression and testing various medications. I hope you eventually start feeling better, lethargy is almost worse than complete agitation.

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Ki11erC 18

Following that logic weeds are vegetables.

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daddysgirl8 21

You should talk to your Doctor, if your anti-depressants are too strong they can make you either over emotional or not emotional at all. If that makes sense. I'm on 20mgs of prozac and when I went up to 30mgs I was crying over my socks...

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guyyoudontknow 7

In large enough quantities it actually is. So is pizza. .

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maty172 14

but tomato is a fruit... or is this some sick universe where we are fruits and tomatoes eat us :O

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Shade1982 20

@62: No. Just... No! Quantity has nothing to do with it, source of object does. "Vegetable": "Of, relating to, or derived from plants or a plant"

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amisenho 11

Agreed. All fruits are vegetables, but not all vegetables are fruit. Since the tomato is the ovary of the plant (seeds and pulp inside are evidence of this) from which it's derived, tomatoes are, by definition, fruits as well as vegetables. Fruits don't *have* to be sugary sweet to be considered a fruit. On the other hand, the way we typically define "vegetable" refers to the particular part of the plant that is used in cooking (i.e., the edible part of the carrot plant is the root, so it's considered a vegetable and not a fruit; same goes for potatoes).

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