Work: Today, after months of putting up with it, I finally asked my...

By fmlsheffgirl - 25/07/2016 11:52 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, after months of putting up with it, I finally asked my manager not to put me on shifts with this old guy who is racist, sexist and lazy. This was how I found out that he died over the weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2017 21:30

Today, the manager that hired me and worked for years to inspire and connect her staff was laid to rest. Hours before the funeral, her replacement told me he wanted my 2 weeks notice on his desk tonight. I've been a model employee, he just doesn't like me. FML

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Let it out

By MrTandy - 16/09/2011 02:38 - United States

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 02:47 - United States - Louisville

Today, a man I once worked with passed away. He was a lovely, caring, and inspirational person whom I looked up to. My husband's form of consolation? "Old people die. Get over it." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2016 13:21 - Netherlands - Ottersum

Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML

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You deserved it 1 403

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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You deserved it 2 553

By GLHan - 07/03/2014 22:31 - United States - Commack

Today, I asked my boss for a few days off next week, because my grandmother passed away yesterday and I'll need to travel to attend the funeral. His response: "She's dead, you're not. You want time off, then quit." FML

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You deserved it 3 833

By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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You deserved it 2 024

Galaxy brain

By Anonymous - 10/05/2021 17:01 - Australia

Today, I found out my boss wrote me up because he heard me crying on the phone, and that it was unprofessional. I was talking to my sister, who was telling that me my father had died. Three weeks ago, he was crying about his dog breaking his leg. FML

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Nostradamus

By mcdeez - 22/09/2009 02:06 - New Zealand

Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML

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Monday 25 July 2016 19:11

Not that I ever delight in the death of anyone, but at least you won't have to work in an environment where you feel uncomfortable anymore. Chin up, OP, no way you could have known!

mylonius 19

Monday 25 July 2016 19:16

Problem solved!!

Comments

laceyleitner98 5

Monday 25 July 2016 20:03

You're working with Donald Trump and he got assinated? Best announcement ever lol !!!

Yahboi1 11

Monday 25 July 2016 20:59

The Donald worked hard for his 4 billion. Don't undermine his success

farmgirl98 14

Monday 25 July 2016 20:20

These things have a way of working themselves out.

prinzess_fml 25

Monday 25 July 2016 20:44

I guess It's better than if it had been the person you had been dreaming to work with for months...

thisguy22 33

Monday 25 July 2016 20:48

Well that's problems solved at least!

Joe_Blow_1980 3

Monday 25 July 2016 21:31

Oh well, dying doesn't automatically make you a nice person.

GamerMom392 19

Monday 25 July 2016 21:54

Soooo....problem solved?

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 25 July 2016 21:58

On the plus side, you don't get put on shifts with the old guy who is racist, sexist and lazy.

UnboundA 10

Monday 25 July 2016 22:14

Karma strikes again.

Ieri 31

Monday 25 July 2016 23:06

so? He died but that doesn't mean he wasn't all those things all of a sudden, actually I think it's really low to suddenly start talking good about someone when he dies while you hated and talked bad about them before. You didn't know and you don't have any reason to feel guilty OP.

Blizz18 14

Tuesday 26 July 2016 23:54

It's not that you need to speak well of a person after they die. It's that you shouldn't speak ill of the dead. It's disrespectful and insensitive to the loved ones left behind.