By hannamacintosh - 25/07/2016 14:13 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I told my husband that I think he has ADHD. He was offended and began to argue, then he got distracted by a dog outside. FML
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moonstar986 5

Sounds like you're right

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moonstar986 5

Sounds like you're right

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Welshite 39

I'm not ADHD, but I will drop everything to pet a puppy when I see one.

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cantfixme36 28

ADHD isn't a thing you are, it's a thing you have... You just said "I am attention deficit hyperactivity disorder"

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PePziNL 20

Well he said he isn't, so technically he's right...

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BrotherPhil 35

That's debatable. Some say "have", some say "are". I'm ADOS myself - as you can tell, I'm in the "are" crowd, which from where I'm standing seems to be mainly auties, aspies, activists, etc.

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gw002m 6

He meant ASD. The ADOS is a measure used to diagnose autism- it stands for the Autism Diagnostic Observation Schedule.

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humorousname 10

I'm ADHD so I can re-SQUIRREL

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deathstroke990 22

idk why jokes like this still go around, nobody says stuff like that when it comes to ocd, or anxiety they're getting really annoying it's not 2007 anymore

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Pffffffffffffff_fml 5

Real talk, why is the squirrel the go-to animal in ADHD jokes? Where do y'all live where a squirrel is interesting and uncommon? I'm more likely to be distracted by a slightly-uneven paint job on a fence than a squirrel. Just food for thought for when you wanna make fun of people with brain imbalances

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Bearsmomma 30

it's comparing them to dogs. dogs, that often seen easily distracted. especially if they see a squirrel. Wasn't the movie "Up" where the reference came from?

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deathstroke990 22

17, they just get really old after a while yknow ? like I tell anyone I have add and they immediately make the squirrel joke ??? why

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katachristic 19

I believe it's a reference to the movie "Up".

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humorousname 10

I'm actually full adhd and I'll admit that a squirrel or other random animals have distracted me from conversations before, also it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard

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childproofpizza 19

Hey 12, I suffer from severe ocd and I just- aw shit my bookshelf isn't symmetrical now I gotta go buy another red 1 1/2 inch book!

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smokecloud_ 37

<<<<<<Stop dog whoring.

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BlackHawkSavior 28

<<<<<I'm sorry my dog caused you distress

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doodlecloud 26

I'm more annoyed that the arrows do not actually point to the dog.

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manofmerr 27

Now i want to know what they're pointing at?

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PainInTheAsss 16

Take him to a doctor to get it checked out. It's for the best for your family.

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BrotherPhil 35

"Take him" ? If he's old enough to get married, I'm pretty sure that he's old enough to go to the doctors by himself.

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Fed21 16

I'd get distracted by a dog too...dogs are awesome :)

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